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Close Your Eyes For Your Eyes Will Only Tell The Truth

And The Truth Isn't What You Want To See

Created on 2003-08-12 20:18:08 (#1251257), last updated 2005-02-14

648 comments received, 608 comments posted

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Name:Tabloid
Birthdate:03-19
Location:Illinois, United States
Bio
Born on the Ides of March (Okay, four days after the ides... but still), and consumed with the desire to take over the world, she believes that she is the reincarnation of Julius Ceaser... kind of.

My Plans for World Domination
By: Me

1.) Somehow get elected president. Easiest path: Get rich and famous, then get elected because everyone knows me because I'm in all those movies ^_^
2.) Use my dual citizenship to take over Ireland.
3.) Use the army to take over Northern Ireland, then England.
4.) Then take over the rest of the world.

To-do List For World Domination
1.) Get a trademark item- a hat, a glove, a mustache (wait-nix the mustache), a Pie Eater... the possibilities are endless.
2.) Cut the power in resisting countries, causing people to trip over ottomans and die.
3.) Get a pony.
4.) Get a llama.
5.) Lock all the people on my 'List' up in an underground chamber so they'll never a.) See daylight again b.) Annoy me and c.) Never be able to reproduce and infect the world with mini versions of themselves.
6.) Make a multitude of HOT men fall hopelessly in love with me.
7.) Get every award available: Oscar, Nobel Prize, Pulitzer, etc. etc. Make some up just so I get more awards.
8.) Have a big party. With cupcakes. And Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
9.) Make fun of everyone who tried to take over the world before me and failed.
10.) Appoint friends as Sub-rulers of certain territories.
11.) Change name to: Tabloid- Ruler of the World from Tabloid- Future Ruler of the World.
12.) Buy a new pair of shoes. With matching laces.




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User Number: 1251257
Date Created:August 12
Number of Posts: 195

Mandi is... Mandi. Sometimes she believes she will take over the world (and I have the plans to prove it). She's also very skilled at breaking things (pertaining to, but not only toilets). She likes caffine highs, musicals, attractive boys/men, and other things, I'm sure.
Strengths: Friendly, easy going, calm, slow to anger, hot like whoa, funny, fun to be around
Weaknesses: attractive men, is obsessive. Is very obsessive. Has no morals. Can be a bitch, though without meaning to.
Special Skills: Can break toilets.
Weapons: Fangirlish squeal, The Flooding of the Toilet, Bitch Attack
Personal Quote: "The life of every man is a diary in which he meant to write one story, and writes another…" -Sir J.M Barrie


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Icons and Friends Only Banner are made by yours truely...

http://img52.photobucket.com/albums/v159/Tabloid/

go there to see... if you want to use any, ask. There are some I'm too attatched to, though...
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